Tuesday, August 1, 2017

Tinder-man ...



So.
This is me.

I'll see how long I can go
before—sorry.
_ _ _ _ _ 

I see you like chocolate?
                                                           Yes. Lol

Mm, what's your favorite?
                                                             Probly dark, with almonds :)

Mmm, chocolate and nuts. Yess.
                                                      I'm such a sucker for sweets.

Mmmm-my cock tastes like cotton candy—would you suck it?

                                                     Um. No.

I Could stick it in your bum?
Then you'd have nuts in your chocolate!
I'm kidding.

You're not that hot anyway.
Fucking tease.
I'm sorry.


This is me.

1 comment:

  1. Just watched a few videos of “Creepy Text Theater” online. It's two people reading back-and-forth texts between men and women—always with men starting off semi-normal and semi-sweet, then abruptly saying something crude and sexual, or insulting and violent. Most of them seem to be from Tinder {the first ever smart-phone dating app, for those of you born a decade from now}. These exchanges leave me imagining male character profiles like this: a little shy, very horny, eats too much sugar and food-coloring, never entered a serious relationship, never had a real conversation with a woman about sex, low self-esteem, defensive, lonely. They write messages a lot like in this poem—many of them much, much worse: I'm trying to be somewhat playful here, rather than purely predatory and projective, so I toned down the language and explicit sexual descriptions. And gave the writer a sprinkling of self-reflection.

    If only we could un-smartPhone these men, and insist that they look women in the face while they say these things, like they do in the reenactments on “Creepy Text Theater.” I think that would be a good start on the road to social self-awareness and perspective.
    - 15 October 2015

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